I've been on a gardening kick -- my place in Virginia will have a lawn (and a garden I plan to put in), so I've been looking at seeds and other fun tools that I might need. The push mower to the left was captioned "Prison Reel Mower: Mow like you've been convicted." I think I'm going to get it. It's going for $119.99, but if you happen to be a governmental corrections facility, you can buy 10 of these for the low, low price of $995.
