Friday, April 28, 2006 

'Tis the midst of exam season and I just did my first (Con Law) today. This basically means I'm easily distracted and going a little bonkers by having too little physical activity.

I do however find it amusing that this year, my birthday will be commemorated in the form of a national strike by Mexican immigrants.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 

It's springtime, for Hitler, and Germany,
It's winter, for Poland and France...


Monday, April 17, 2006 

Some thoughts on the oldest profession in the world:

I watched Hustle & Flow this weekend after a full day of reading Law of Democracy cases, and thought that I'd be in a relatively receptive mood. It was even after watching Brokeback Mountain with two guys that kept running around the kitchen yelling "call me when they turn gay!" which I thought would make me at least a little sympathetic to a pimp with a mid-life crisis.

Not so much, unfortunately. My conclusion after 2 hours of pimps and hos is that I'm 200% for the prostitution situation in Sin City -- those girls should be self-policing and slice off the hands of any man dub enough to try to get in on that game. What a jerk.

On a more positive note, the only thing better than an everything bagel is an everything bialy.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 

I'm in FDA Regulation and just realized that "coursepack" does NOT equal "casebook supplement." @#$&!

Monday, April 10, 2006 

My other car is a Camry.

Saturday, April 08, 2006 

No one liked Ma-Ti from the Planeteers. He was short, had a funny haircut, and carried around a pink ring with which he would shout "Heart!" emphatically while his pet monkey sat on his head. The Planeteer website says that Heart was a "special new power, which symbolizes the compassion needed to save the Earth." Well, it was the early nineties, and Earth Day still seemed pretty cool then. Ma-Ti, however, was not.

I've come around to Ma-Ti and his little pink ring recently, though. Part of my warming-up to the kid and his money is due to Jan Wong's new series in the Globe & Mail -- you may remember Jan for Red China Blues, which she wrote after 10 years in Communist China turned her from a Montreal Maoist to a lover of Western capitalism. She's now an investigative journalist in Toronto, and went undercover for a month to see how a thirty-cent increase in the Ontario minimum wage really affected the working poor by taking a job at a maid service and renting out a basement apartment with her two sons.

Of the many things she reports on in the (long) installments, there were two parts that stuck out for me.

      By month's end, a pattern will emerge. The most slovenly homes belong to young professionals, especially, for some reason, lawyers. I suspect they were raised in families like this kid's, where someone else always did the housework.

The kid she speaks of is a boy who never learned to put up the toilet seat. Admittedly, this part only interested me because of the slovenly lawyer bit.

Secondly, Jan makes an interesting distinction between immigrants and the working poor when she makes clear who her co-workers are:

      I'm not talking about freelancers, the entrepreneurial cleaners from say, Portugal, the Philippines, Jamaica or Canada itself. They work alone, are paid cash and are treated, as so many of my friends tell me, “like part of the family.” They never call themselves maids. That group is dominated by immigrants. They are self-starters, sometimes well-educated, who came here seeking a better life. At maid services like Maid-It-Up, the cleaners are often white and Canadian-born, and have abbreviated educations and limited skills. “No immigrant would do this,” the daughter of Maid-It-Up's owner tells me. “They're too ambitious.”

In law school discourse, minority = of colour = disadvantaged = excluded = poor = etc. It's not true. In my opinion, the difference has much less to do with money, prejudice, language barriers, or education, and much more to do with values that we'd like to admit. It has much more to do with heart.

And who knows where heart comes from. What I do know is that this last year has been the most frustrating for me of the 5 years that I've been teaching -- not because I wasn't paid, or because I had to get up at 8 AM on a Saturday. The school was beautiful and the mother of my student was charming and intelligent. But the kids didn't want to be there. Their parents brought them to us because they couldn't figure out how to make them care -- about their schoolwork, their grades, or their future. I couldn't figure out how to make them care either, and that wast mostly because I had never encountered that kind of indifference.

All the kids I had tutored before wanted help. They weren't doing well; they knew they needed help; they wanted to do better. Some of them had learning disabilities, didn't have a strong academic background or whatnot, but they were a joy to teach because they were committed. I don't know how to teach a kid who not only doesn't want to do math on a Saturday but insists that she knows it all already even though she fails all her tests.

I'm at a loss, and I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know how that side lives.

 

Thursday, April 06, 2006 

So I'm in Con Law again and we're talking about gay rights (i.e. Lawrence v. Texas and Romers v. Evans.) But that's boring stuff.

More interestingly, homosexuality is common in higher-order animals throughout the animal kingdom (including dolphins, rams, and great apes.) Male adult penguins have been known to mate for life and undertake nesting behaviour -- there's a pair in Central Park that raised a chick after the rock they were nesting was replaced with a fertilized egg. It's estimated 6-10% of male sheep are homosexual. Who knew?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 

I shot a gun for the second time in my life and then ate 2 pounds of mutton tonight at the FedSoc annual Beef and Guns night. I think I'm getting better! And mutton is really good, especially when you get it in a place where the waiter will conspire with you and the decor is red and old-mannish.

The best moment was in the subway on the way back, though:

S: Hey, did we just lose Carl and Julia?
D: What do we care? We're against paternalism. If they got lost, it's their own damn fault.

I realised, however, that almost everyone that showed up to Beef and Guns tonight was of German descent, excepting yours truly. Is this something to be concerned about?

Monday, April 03, 2006 

Pretty alma mater.

 

This just in from globeandmail.com:

"An unidentified man died after an intense flash fire at a Tim Hortons outlet yesterday afternoon in an upscale shopping neighbourhood in the city's core. Toronto police, dismissing fears that it was a terrorist's attack, said the man brought a can of gasoline into the washroom at the Tim Hortons on Yonge Street just north of Bloor Street, around 1 p.m. Another man went into the men's room, smelled the fumes and ran out. Seconds later, customers heard a loud bang. The ceiling collapsed, leaving wiring visible, and a 10-litre container remained in the washroom."

Wouldn't you too want to die surrounded by doughnuts?

 

In light of the recent SAT scoring fiasco, does anybody remember this? It was my favourite part of the verbal section:

      salt : Daphne :: spinach : Popeye

And it's true, too!

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