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Sunday, December 17, 2006 

So I haven't been posting at all because it's finals time -- not only am I a complete bourbon-awash pile of sedentary flesh, I am supposed to be learning a whole lot of law that I somehow didn't manage to learn during the semester. I have time to post right now because the last third of my Copyright study group happens to be slower than me, if such thing were imaginable.

So despite the last paragraph, I've had a lot of time to mull over what life would be like if I was in real-life D&D. (The inspiration of this was the Order of the Stick -- if you're as geeky as me, it's a good read.) I used to think of myself as a grand generalist -- not too athletic, not too strong, not too smart, but competent enough at all of the required stats to at least slay a small dragon. Not so. 2 years of self-reflection in law school has made me realize that I am fairly sedentary, have a weak upper body, and am clumsy as hell. All I have is a liver of steel and charisma. I think this makes me the local bouncer, or a bartender.

Sigh.

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