---- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ----
It's come to my attention that this peeing-on-seats phenomenon is not geographically isolated. I realise now that my initial response was likely unhelpful for those (female) individuals in our community who are trying to emulate men in the bathroom. In order to be more proactive and foster some compromise between our respective positions, might I suggest the following if you feel compelled to stand, relieve yourself and be female all at the same time:
1. Put up the seat like a guy would.
2. You know those ubiquitous toilet liner things? You can use them even if you're not sitting on them!
3. Toilet paper has absorbive qualities that can -- amazingly -- remove tinkle. Said toilet paper can then be either flushed or popped into a garbage can. Such options!
Of course, if you're one of those people that just darned despise Western plumbing and think that the WC is another form of colonial oppression the English are trying to off on America, I'd like to point out there are plenty of places in the world that encourage behaviour such as yours.
It's just not here.
It's come to my attention that this peeing-on-seats phenomenon is not geographically isolated. I realise now that my initial response was likely unhelpful for those (female) individuals in our community who are trying to emulate men in the bathroom. In order to be more proactive and foster some compromise between our respective positions, might I suggest the following if you feel compelled to stand, relieve yourself and be female all at the same time:
1. Put up the seat like a guy would.
2. You know those ubiquitous toilet liner things? You can use them even if you're not sitting on them!
3. Toilet paper has absorbive qualities that can -- amazingly -- remove tinkle. Said toilet paper can then be either flushed or popped into a garbage can. Such options!
Of course, if you're one of those people that just darned despise Western plumbing and think that the WC is another form of colonial oppression the English are trying to off on America, I'd like to point out there are plenty of places in the world that encourage behaviour such as yours.
It's just not here.
