It's kind of a shame that everyone that's been dying to see me genuinely under the influence since I was a teenager wasn't around for this weekend, when I discovered that
1) I'm a very affectionate and affable drunk;
2) People aren't actually more attractive when impaired, but extra EQ points will give others that impression;
3) There is still such thing as a free lunch (well, drink) in this day and age; and
4) The neighbour/classmate/friend who said that he was going to introduce me to ethanol, like so many others, actually managed it. A curse on your houses, all those who tried and failed.
I'd write more to prove that I didn't spend the entire weekend intoxicated -- I attempted to play basketball and reconnected with my ethnic identity, too -- but there's an environmental advocate giving a talk downstairs in 5 minutes and I need to get there early to get free coffee.
1) I'm a very affectionate and affable drunk;
2) People aren't actually more attractive when impaired, but extra EQ points will give others that impression;
3) There is still such thing as a free lunch (well, drink) in this day and age; and
4) The neighbour/classmate/friend who said that he was going to introduce me to ethanol, like so many others, actually managed it. A curse on your houses, all those who tried and failed.
I'd write more to prove that I didn't spend the entire weekend intoxicated -- I attempted to play basketball and reconnected with my ethnic identity, too -- but there's an environmental advocate giving a talk downstairs in 5 minutes and I need to get there early to get free coffee.
