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Wednesday, July 14, 2004 

Kids are great. They're small enough that you can pick them up and put them out of your way, impressionable enough that they take you seriously when you warn that bonking one's head results in a permanent loss of brain cells, and don't even mind holding hands with me. What's more, I am now indispensable as a Thermos-bottle opener at lunch time.

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  • I'm daft
  • From Arlington, Virginia, United States

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