They look decently comfortable, don't they? Less than two inches. It's not a spike heel, a stilletto, or even a strappy sandal; it's black, low, and a Mary Jane. A boring shoe. A shoe feminists and librarians might even love.
So why the heck do I have a blister on TOP of my toe?!
I swear, if the guy who invented high heels wasn't already dead, I'd kill him. And kudos to those who recognise the Star Trek reference.
